Blabbering

Alrighty! If anyone has actually come on here yet, you have probably concluded that i am a spaz and not as cool as i appear to be (which is saying something!) 'Course i also don't intend to tell you who i really am, 'cuz that's just dumb, but the peeps who've figured it out, well, what the heck.

Okay, i need help on this one thing. Plot. I lack it. Characters, sure. I can do characters fine. It's just, when it comes to what to story's about, i can't do it. AND no one wants to read a story without a plot (except for those of you into romance and Twilight) so i'm pretty much sunk. My plots have a tendency to wander and trip on their own devices. So! If anyone has any ideas how to write a good plot without gigantic holes in it, pls let me know!